9/19/2003

Mild-mannered government employee Dick Splash has transformed himself into Angle Grinder Man after he “found Excalibur, the Golden Angle-Grinder and gained his weapons of Laser Cod-Piece and Radio-Active Colostomy-Squirt Bag.” For those of you not versed in superhero-speak, he’s established a business that cuts off boots that parking authorities put on delinquent parking miscreants. And he wears a cape. You just can’t make this stuff up!